Denny’s New Beetlejuice Menu Might Give You Sandworms

To advertise Beetlejuice Beetlejuice coming to theaters this September 6, Denny’s has launched “The Afterlife Menu,” 4 death-obsessed meals impressed by the Tim Burton movie promising to “exorcize your urge for food.” How does it stack up to the corporate’s earlier Hobbit and Fantastic Four promotions? Let’s discover out, collectively.

First up is the “Say It Three Instances Slam,” a “bio-exorcist authorized breakfast” (according to the restaurant) comprised of three silver greenback chocolate-chip pancakes dressed to the nines in vanilla cream and chocolate sauce—to mirror Beetlejuice’s iconic striped go well with, naturally—then topped with inexperienced sprinkles, as a result of he’s additionally a gangrenous corpse. Served alongside “three eggs cooked your method and three strips of crispy bacon,” the provide will likely be sure to encourage three journeys to the closest restroom.

Subsequent on the menu is the “Afterlife Soften,” a grilled cheese sandwich full of a minimum of 5 mozzarella sticks, evoking the picture of a human hand trapped in a vise. Served with fries and tomato sauce, the merchandise means that you can daub your severed appendage with gouts of “blood.”

Much less impressed is the “Beetlejuicy Burger,” a large sandwich comprised of “three strips of crispy bacon and three slices of Provolone cheese” that I doubt any (surviving) member of the Deetz clan would eat, even for novelty’s sake.

Lastly, there’s the Cookies ‘N’ Scream Shake, a vanilla ice cream milkshake with Oreo cookies, whipped cream, and inexperienced sprinkles that actually sounds fairly nice to me. I can think about my lawyer and I sharing one in every of these as we draft my will.

Taken collectively, Denny’s pointless Beetlejuice menu is at the least somewhat extra thematically resonant than its earlier Hobbit and Unbelievable 4 affords—the latter of which supplied a four-cheese omelette and the “Invisible Girl slam,” a stack of pancakes “drizzled with a transparent citrus glaze” which is, frankly, pushing it.

I’m additionally dissatisfied in Denny’s obsession with the quantity three this time round, as a substitute of the Crypt Keeper-esque puns the character is inheritor to. Pancakes which have been “berried alive,” maybe, or the choice to have a sandwich served “open casket,” so all your folks can see what you ordered and pay their respects. Whereas I’m unsure how appetizing the American moviegoing public will discover Beetlejuice-inspired breakfast meals (particularly after seeing the film!), I suppose we might all use a spot to satisfy up and ponder our mortality over black espresso.

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